CARRY ME

Josh Wilson

I’ve always thought being able to carry the ball is a bit like cheating. I also object to the fact it’s called a ball – it’s not even round! Mind you, neither are ball gowns. I never understood that either.

FREE FALLIN’

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

I am an enormous wimp when it comes to physical pain, which may be why I never really got into this particular sport. If I wanted to feel winded, I’d watch the beginning of Up again.

I TRY

Macy Gray 

The main aim in rugby is to score a try by placing the ball behind the goal mark. While challenging for many, it seems to be pretty easy for some. Jeremy Clarkson, for example, seems to cross the line regularly.